If anyone cares, follow me on twitter on my new acc @aeqxoreus https://twitter.com/aeqxoreus?s=09
matt murdock: *beats up a guy so hard they won’t be able to walk ever again*
me: soft boy…. loving boy…
If anyone cares, follow me on twitter on my new acc @aeqxoreus https://twitter.com/aeqxoreus?s=09
during the day: maannnn i can’t wait to get into bed and sleep tonight
*at night in bed for 5 hours*
declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor
matt: *is covered in blood after beating someone up, looking sad*
me: soft, soft boy
There’s one part of me that’s like:
You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.
But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:
No.
They both make such good arguments.
just in case nobody told you today:
- you are beautiful
- you are strong
- your dick is huge

